i want to touch the zinogre fur so badly but its fucking RIDDLED with bugs. like just an unnecessary amount of bugs. you can easily grab bugs from its fur while its flailing wildly on the ground. but i want to put my face in it but i dont want to go to bug town
Your actual real world option would be a skull full of electric lice, PILED with lice, but it’s the spiciest, zestiest fur blanket you’ve ever experienced
i love it when mh games have quests where you have to fight a smaller version of a monster, bc they have to change their movement speed to match with their normal sized versions, so they just walk super fast lmfao.
They need to do another FFXIV crossover but the mount you get is just this very small Gammoth
